By extenison, a downward thrust on the wheel
would produce a dive. I think a far more useful
feature, and one I daresay that everyone has at
one time or another considered, is the guided
missle button that destroys any traffic in front
of you. You all know the one. Go Speed Racer,
Go!

Hmm. How fortuitous that I should read this
just as I'm to commence my evening commute home.
Actually, as far as the most useful feature on a
car is concerned, I'd like the killer car horn.
You know, the one that fires concentrated bursts
of sound in that "aaaaaaoooogaaaah!" way. Of
course, if all else fails, shotgun racks are
already de rigueur in my part of the South.

Actually, my
favorite fantasy is my own private, elevated
freeway to and from those places that I travel
regularly - work, family, hockey. just get on my
own unpatrolled road and open it up. That would
be exhilarating!

It's all fun and games until you try and drive
shortly after killing some brain cells on Grand
Theft Auto. It's virtually impossible to hold
back the urge to simply bash your way through
traffic or think there is just enough room to
squeez by these cars in traffic. Not to mention
the urge to just shoot your uzi out your window.

Yeah, Paul has the right idea. Do you think I
could convince Clear Channel to carry Head Radio
and Chatterbox?

Just soak the floor
boards with ether...you won't care about the
traffic or what features your car has or doesn't
have.